Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!