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Check out our funny Halloween jokes for kids and enjoy some classic humor related to all things Halloween.

Find a range of hilarious jokes about Halloween favourites such vampires, mummies, skeletons, ghosts, witches, monsters, Dracula and more. Read on and enjoy our funny Halloween jokes for kids.

Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.

What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!
Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
Why did the cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.
What should you do when zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween.
Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building.
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.
I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I? A liar!
What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom.